Jess looked six months pregnant — six months ago!
Even celebrities are starting to tweet about Jess's epic gestation period.
"Has Jessica Simpson had that baby yet?! I'm getting anxious," Katy Perry tweeted today.
"How has jessica simpson still not given birth to this baby? I'm getting frightened," Chelsea Handler chimed in.
Fans have been tweeting similar concerns:
"Is it my imagination or has Jessica Simpson been pregnant for well over a year? Is she carrying a wooly mammoth?"
"I'm convinced Jessica Simpson is pregnant with a 17-year-old at this point."
"Urging the authorities in multiple states to review Jessica Simpson's ultrasound for open missing person reports. She's eating people, guys."
Good luck to her, because that's going to be one big baby! No wonder she's already picked out the name "Maxi".